What a boy wants

What a boy wants:
(Instruction for girls)

• ·         To watch their game (football, basketball, ect.) without any interruption.
• ·         That no one would ask: “Am I fat?”
• ·         Acceptance
• ·         Disposable tableware, so that they do not have to wash dishes.
• ·         That everybody would laugh from their jokes.
• ·         Play the computer games ( in the morning, in the evening, all the time)
• ·         Boys want girls.
• ·         Beautiful and smart.
• ·         Independent and witty
• ·         They want to show off to their friends.
• ·         They want money
• ·         They want to sleep next to TV.
• ·         They want cars that are fast, stylish and that no one has.
• ·         They want that every time they came into the room no one would say: „ what is that smell? “

Girls, hold on!!!

They are strange, but we need them. They can change you cars wheel, fix your computer, escort to the shop, buy a present, stroke your head, allow to copy his math homework, write a love letter, give his cup-cake, put a romantic heart shaped necklace under the Christmas tree…

You know, their jokes sometimes are funny, and overachieveness is cute and there is no other method as good as to shut them up with a kiss.